Children all over Uplands awoke this morning to a t disappointment. For some, the Easter Bunny has just not called, seeming instead to have concentrated on leaving a pile of empty wine bottles on the dining room table. In many houses in the Republic distraught youngsters found that their own bunny had seemingly escaped from … More Easter Bunny missing
This is about music, specifically live music. But i’d like to start by talking about onion bhajis. Why is there no standardised portion size for onion bhajis either in a curry house or a takeaway? A portion of onion bhajis could get you two, four, or even occasionally six. Now, some folk might be happy … More If music be the food of love…
Everyone hates banks these days. Somehow the friendlier they pretend to be, with their smiley cashiers who know you by name and will sit and help you work out where all your money has gone without pointing out your online bookies bills or the 130 pounds a month you spend on specialist ointment from Boots, … More Banking Crisis
I feel I need to come clean. 2 years ago we decided to make a grand political gesture to draw attention to the many issues facing us, the citizens of Uplands. We decided that the best form of non-violent protest was to add hair-growth hormones to the drinking water supplies in the secret government reservoir … More An apology
People's Republic of Uplands 