Children all over Uplands awoke this morning to a t disappointment. For some, the Easter Bunny has just not called, seeming instead to have concentrated on leaving a pile of empty wine bottles on the dining room table. In many houses in the Republic distraught youngsters found that their own bunny had seemingly escaped from the hutch in the back garden.
‘It’s just not fair,’ said Anastasia von Privalij of Glanmor Park Rd, ‘firstly we had no eggs, secondly we found that fluffy old Jonny Dobbikins had escaped. Then Mummy told us that because we haven’t been able to get to the shops we have to have some kind of funny smelling pie for lunch’.
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